I'm Iron Solomon. Dizaster is a former King of the Dot champion who has battled in numerous other leagues including GrindTime, Don't Flop and URL, as well as in Norway, Sweden, Australia and the Phillipines. You know why? Found insideRecounts the search for a long-lost masterpiece by Italian Baroque master Michelangelo Caravaggio, following a young graduate student across hundreds of years and four countries to uncover the mystery of "The Taking of Christ." Bro, you're ill. Conway vs Dizaster https://t.co/QxNogSR7OS, “First of all, let’s get one thing straight. is because Solomon's people couldn't afford what Hollow cost(holocaust). I(eye) only got to sock it(socket) to get where I should be.". You think you can relate to Canadians more than me? And it’s still 14-19 seconds why you trying to act bitch? In September 2018, a battle was set up between the 3-time champion of Rap Skillz - Random from Podgorica (Montenegro) and one of the world's most famous battle rappers - Dizaster from Los . You buying the wrong rap CD’s. which means me and you are not in the same shooting class. or cycle Slo-Niacin: good night you, bro. My status may have fell, but when our checks coming through, You got Pat Stay's formula down, Iron Man could never get the job done without someone like Jarvis talking in his ear. I'll swing a fucking Pirates Of The Caribbean claw, For all other inquiries by all means hit me up through email. Plus, I got another question I've been wanting to ask him: Once Cassidy spit in round one, I believe Dizaster realized this battle could be a career-ruiner, not a career-maker as he anticipated. Several high profile battles would follow against the likes of Arsonal, T-Rex, Hollow Da Don, and 360, whilst also doubling up with Dizaster for several 2 v 2 battles. Your peoples eat pita, you were raised to be making these soft rounds. Photo by Christian Andrabado for BattleRap.com.A different pedigree than you; that's why I would like to question, (What's wrong with King Of The Dot? All that matters when they view this back is who could rap, Since his last battle when he 30 Dizaster 4 years ago, he feels that his record is 5001-0. He got dusted, and did some fairy shit to keep the light on him. You're not a terrorist; you're a tourist, a gimmick, made all these excuses at the end why it ended up falling off, so you can share stories all day about how you're washed up with 'em. You will die from my pen stroke like Death Note, if it's written form we battle. I am Hitler, the real Heinrich Himmler; sieg heil to your wife and sister. This battle was a replacement for the DNA vs DIZASTER battle, and was taken on less then 2 days notice. You sweeter than a Tootsie Roll wrapped up in some cookie dough, 3 Dizaster. Look, you can ask Tom Brady, dog; Who grew Al Qaeda? In Crushing the Box, he shares wisdom and stories from his experiences and those of innovation rockstars to help you find your own inspired path. You should've move to New Orleans and got an apartment to live in To blame us swit wit? Say, “I swear on my newborn child, so you come over and they jack yours, ‘cause he never had drive he just stood on the side and watched me pass by him. I know for you, being a Jew, that's kind of a huge investment. I'll reduce you to ash with a nuke. In a verse on Statik Selektah’s Showoff on Shade 45 recently, Con reached into his rhymebook and pulled out some lines from his 2015 mixtape track “The Mobb,” where he calls out some of the most feared battle MCs in the game. You guys are fueling ISIS. If you did, it would be like the Shazaam app: you’ll quickly catch a beat down. then hopped on camera in your battle, and you called me a faggot. it's like you can't get a line out without a nine now. 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New York, NY – Conway may be one of Shady Records’ newest signees along with his brother Westside Gunn, but that doesn’t mean he’s lost his competitive edge. Yeah, this Diet Rone is gonna die alone. Your fucking music career is one big giant Heimlich choke. The principles he been talking, we don't ever see him walking. You keep getting old, but we don't seem to see the results. Been a pioneer the entirety of my career. Shit, even Bernie Sanders has the word "burn" in his name. Overdoser, coke in the nose, emotional roller coaster, Bro, you don't even know your past, bro. Such a-rabid(Arab) fan, By 2012, he was desperate. ’cause that's When Things Fall Apart, I kept on moving forward and past ‘em, to show up here dressed up as Borat in a suit and tie, like a Lebaneser mime in, uh, Lethal Weapon 5, In your Twitter rants you’ve discussed me, Our bond is rap; you should honor that, But since homie's a clown, I might throw my third round, ‘cause I want to sock ya. Yo, back in the day, I ain't anti-Semitic. But where's your voice? It appears you currently do not have javascript enabled while browsing our site. Found insideThis is Bergen's baptismal short story collection, bringing together recent short stories, never-before-seen older material, new comicbook art, and a range of incisive pop-culture articles written about music and Japan from 1999 to 2013. I didn't quit and come back; I took paternity leave. shoot your ass through the glass, spill your medulla on the Isuzu dash, . I walked away from this woman who was the love of my life, Oh, fuck. Y'all still sleeping, then you zombies. call me a kike, and a bunch of shit I'm sure Caustic will like, Arkaic is a current Don't Flop battler who has also battled a number of times in the Jumpoff league. Shooting your child in his back, That was the second time you recycled those same rounds. I didn't use those lines in a battle with Okwerdz that never came out.” you seen the movie Expendables? The Grammy Award-winning hip-hop and television star shares the story of his early life, marked by the deaths of his parents, his involvement in gangs and the single-minded work ethic that enabled his rise to international fame. Reprint. This is God’s gifted. See, you said this in one of the lines you wrote: to record your records and get your stuff done, “I don’t think we would ever battle. this is more like fighting Thor inside of a lightning storm. Give me this shit, al these fools should like this. Iron divides into four different types of isotopes, *Boom, boom*, North Korea nuclear blast, Dizaster. Y'all changed Abraham to Ebrahim and ran with that transcription; just know that's from weapons that you provide us, and I think it's awesome for you to reference, I mean, it's all good, bro. Yo you know why this dude Cass act real funny? then played the role of an heir you're unworthy to be. It's all theory; you don't really stand for shit: you Stephen Hawking. you would know that Iron becomes rusty when you let too much time pass. Please enable Javascript to continue browsing. I said, I thought you would flake. how you cover the graphics so overdramatic, Lorenzo is a huge fan of battle rap. And you wanna know what else rhyme with trash Dizaster? that you vomit out your mouth like you're trying to feed a baby bird. That's as funny as the n-word with a hard E-R. Our religious text gave us ambition; your clan's missing. and I can't stand that her new man just ain’t fucking her right. Yo @Eminem is there was a ever a time for u to come back and battle now would be the time !zero crowd to boo! They booked a death machine for you. Boy, you done picked a bad Jew to attack. Or, I got a different type of Iron scheme. talking junk about Smack more than an N.A. Lash out and patch it up, nothing's cornier(cornea). Photo by Christian Andrabado for BattleRap.com.Doctors done fucked you up with a lot of medication, bro, and you got no more skill, You let a mark(Marc) ass brother outshine you, take your spot; you Pau Gasol. So go on and recite all them bars you can write bout the holocaust in one night, See to me, turning battles into fights is just senseless, 7:30. please visit, on {{ comment.date | date : 'MMMM d, y' }}. I knew I could use my style of humor and sarcasm to kind of break him down - Frak for CentralSauce (2020) You'll see you're just like me when you get beat to the white meat! ‘cause, "Son, we don't trust them." We used to call you a pioneer. The fully transcribed lyrics to 2014's biggest battle. When I say "Turn up,” I mean turn up to the max. 5m. In the streets letting bazooka's and Ruger's clap, I didn't work for a fee and what I earned wasn't free. Now everyone knows you was that one cat You've been on two lists your whole life, mine and Schindler’s. if he don't tell me what his true religion is... and the food’s hard texture stemmed from that existence. Crawling out of the Oldsmobile looking like roadkill, I got no chill button, Cassidy the hustla back on the block doing phone bill numbers, Carmelo gave him a million dollars he fucked it off, And ended up broke still and got no deal from it, Always sitting talking about how he chopped a whole big onion, Running your mouth about all these coke deals frontin, What coke deals? Yeah, you fell off, you got to admit it. Yeah, I went over with Lyt, but tonight I'll respect time; Muhammad Ali versus Ali Muhammad. Loaded Lux gave Tay a shot at his rap fame by booking battles for his league "Lions Den." Finally, he would get URL matches. Still working towards that recording deal? 2. Tay was the face not only of the League but also of fight rap as a whole while competing at URL. Hip hop artist, battle rapper, student of the game. Is it the land, or do you want more? This throne is my home, I came back for the upkeep. Rap Battle: Cassidy Vs. Dizaster Full/Exclusive Press Conference 2014. Daylyt wants Eminem to come back to Rap Battles & take on Dizaster. Now on April 27, he will face Goodz who is arguably coming off a win from his last battle against Tay Rock at NOME 8. See, Arabs, we’re peaceful, bro; you can come to my house. This quack will be duck meat for flapping too much beak; I'm from Vancouver, Canada. In the Russian rap battle league versusbattlesru, Oxxxymiron has four of the top six most viewed battles.He has individual battles with 42.2 million, 30.9 million, 20.7 million and 12 million and . See people recognize this Dizaster character’s not you. you'll see that even when I take an L, I get double you(W). What you've become gave battles astigmatism: disappointed at what my pupil's done. and the ones that eventually fell off, You playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun nigga. got a built in Mac computer that I mean, you the best freestyler? You've been living off a false sense of accomplishment, "Who do you (Jews) think you are? in the year 3 King of the Dot B.C., 500 Grind Time's ago, ’cause I can catch bodies back to back with my skills on the spot, What makes this guy some type of legend? I dare you, I had to repeat it just to prepare you, To die or be a paraplegic, wheelchair you, Cuz when gats clapping your back cracking, chiropractors, You know wassup boy, you know you knocked out, You do not wanna box boy, everybody know that you a fuck boy, And everybody know you like to fuck boys, that ain't even a mystery, My bitch'll be like, come and get with me, I get bad hoes and you get dick in your asshole, You trying to hide it, you need to come out the closet, No I ain't homophobic, but nigga I'm gonna expose it, And you… rap for the suburbs like this, rapping too much words, I'll catch you at the red light, the shotgun, shotgun in the passenger seat, You would wet your pants begging for a second chance, I'm blastin the heat, I don't sympathize, you'll get sent to God, Pimp your ride, give you all red interior, It'll be an exhibit (Xzibit) of a natural disaster after they bury ya, You like a labrador and I'm more like pitbull terrier, So chicks like me, wrist icy like Siberia, I just bought a gold watch, with those rocks, Yellow like the bumble bee on a Cheerios box, So I wear it everywhere now, cuz its exclusive, It look like my watch and Medusa just had a stare down, And start finger popping their damn vagina, then hop on this Anaconda, I put it on my grand mama grave, I'm a grinder, I got insomnia, I don’t need no damn pajamas, no sleeping, But listen, what I'm whippin in the kitchen ain't Aunt Jemima, You gotta have a steady hand when you blam the llama, Cuz the 5th'll kick and it could sprain your frickin wrist, The fiends know, I seen more snow than Saint Nicholas, The night before Christmas, my flip game ridiculous, Cuz a lot of niggas fuckin wit Molly, that bitch promiscuous, I don’t need no track for my train of thought, For the dollar signs, I sign my name on the dotted line, Shit I'm in my bag, try me its colostomy time, Cuz you ain't got a dime, you still livin with your Pap and your Mom, In your room under the covers on your bed, Trying to cover your ears so you won't here your Pap poppin your Mom, So you couldn't walk in my shoes even if we wore the same size shoes, I been a fly dude, screw more chicks than niggas get their whole life, That’s why at school I did it big, humpty hump nose, Don't lie fool, you got punched and got your lunch stole, I been official, this nigga got mental issues, You must've got dropped on ya head at a couple months old, So I swear I'm about to air you out like a car tire when the rim bent, You can't front chump, I got so many punches and bars, They put an Arabian nerd from the suburbs. 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